For the love of gawd… DO IT HARBEAR!! DO IT!!
Yes. This is 100% true.
Vivid Entertainment has offered Prince Harry $10 million to show the world his crown jewels ON FILM and INSIDE some Vivid vixens' palaces!
After enjoying his nude Vegas photos as much as we did, they sent our beloved Ginger an offer that read:
We would like to offer you the opportunity to truly become the coolest prince of all time, by starring in a fun, sexy high-budget adult film called The Trouble With Harry.Incredible! HIGHLARIOUS!!
It can be shot in the locale of your choice, and will bring together your exciting Royal world and our thrilling world of beautiful women! Of course, "little Harry" will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well-scripted and the Crown Jewels will not be "minimized" in any way.
We will pay you $10 million dollars for one single film. Think of the good it would do in the hands of the Prince's trust. Just a thought.
We're sure he'll have a good laugh when he reads it. And he'll probably reject it…
But we know what we'll be wishing for tonight! ;)
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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